Legendary Chicago Cub Sammy Sosa is now accused of testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug in 2003, according to the New York Times. Really! Duh I'm crushed.
Is the world really that stupid that you don't think professional athletes do steroids, politicians take bribes, foreign elections are manipulated by the CIA, American Idol is fixed! Oh I guess they are.
For the small minority of us that woke up from the fluoride induced haze today's trade is to go long UUP @ 24.15 Good Luck.
