iPorn what will they think of next!

NEW YORK – It's a maxim of technology: Invent the newest gadget and the porn industry will find a way to cash in.
So when Apple Inc. launched the iPhone 4 and its FaceTime videoconference feature, it didn't take long for adult-entertainment companies to develop video-sex chat services and start hiring workers through Craigslist.

My out of work buddy will do anything to make some extra cash!

Tomorrow's pick is UWM long @ 30.63 Good Luck!

No Trade!

We gapped open no trade. See ya at the close.

Ugly House!

That is one butt ugly house for 40 Million! Tomorrows pick is long EWG @20.85 Good Luck!

I'm bailing

Doesn't feel right I'm out at break even.

Gotta Run

Tomorrows pick is long BSV @ 81.12 Good Luck!

Slippery guy to be replaced by more slippery guy

LONDON (Reuters) – BP Plc is expected to install an American known for diplomacy as chief executive, replacing Tony Hayward who has come under fire for his gaffe-prone handling of the worst oil spill in U.S. history.

Tomorrows pick is long SHY @ 84.11 Good Luck!

Lets tilt these bonds in our favor!

Tomorrows pick is long TLT @ 101.53 Good Luck!

Cha Ching!

Another great Waveride! See ya at the close.

Cant Wait!

Apparently they are finishing up a porn movie based on Lindsey Lohans jail experience. Its Oscar time!

Tomorrows pick is XLU long @ 30.43 Good Luck.

Deja Vu!

DBA still looks good long @ 25.22. Good Luck!

Gotta Go!

Crazy day in the markets today! Mondays pick is long DBA @ 25.36 Good Luck!

Its Plugged!

NEW ORLEANS – A tightly fitted cap was successfully keeping oil from gushing into the Gulf of Mexico for the first time in three months, BP said Thursday. The victory — long awaited by weary residents along the coast — is the most significant milestone yet in BP's effort to control one of the worst environmental disasters in U.S. history.
Kent Wells, a BP PLC vice president, said at a news briefing that oil stopped flowing into the water at 2:25 p.m. CDT after engineers gradually dialed down the amount of crude escaping through the last of three valves in the 75-ton cap.

Looks like a government job to me, lets hope she holds!

Tomorrows pick is EDC long @ 25.54 Good Luck.

Duh!

STOCKHOLM – A Danish study suggests that men who are obese by age 20 die eight years earlier on average than their non-obese peers, scientists said Tuesday.

Do we really need to spend our tax dollars on this crap, off with someones head!


Tomorrows pick is KBE long @ 25.17 Good Luck!

Cha Ching!

And we are out for another modest profit. Pretty sure we are very near another turn down in the market so I am gettin out while the gettins good!

Better Late Than Never

(AP) NEW ORLEANS – Deep-sea robots swarmed around BP's ruptured oil well Monday in a delicately choreographed effort to attach a tighter-fitting cap that could finally stop crude from gushing into the Gulf of Mexico nearly three months into the crisis.



The dorks keep trying to apply the giant condom to the well but I hate to tell ya boys the gulf is already knocked up!

Tomorrows pick is long EPI @ 23.42 Good Luck!

The Real Russian Spies!

(AP) LOS ANGELES – Mel Gibson is being investigated in a possible domestic violence incident involving his ex-girlfriend earlier this year, sheriff's officials said Thursday.
The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department listed the actor-director as a potential suspect in the alleged attack on Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva at an undisclosed location in Malibu.

Singer my ass, what was her hit song "I found a rocket in Mel's pocket".

Tomorrows pick is LQD long @ 108.16 Good Luck!

Scratch The Trade

Apparently the TZA folks did a 4 for 1 reverse split and since doing the calculation for the correct entry point makes my head hurt I decided to skip the trade all together and make a Bloody Mary. See ya at the close.

Happy Birthday!

NEW YORK – With a little help from his friends, Ringo Starr celebrated his 70th birthday in New York with a global "Peace and Love" moment.
Starr led the salute Wednesday in Times Square to throngs of spectators looking to catch a glimpse of the legendary Beatle. He told the crowd that being in New York was a "magical moment in 1964, and it's still a magical moment."
Earlier, Starr was honored at the Hard Rock Cafe with a cake and a chorus of "Happy Birthday." He waited patiently for staff to bring a cake knife so he could cut his own cake, as is tradition in Liverpool.
Starr wants people from every part of the globe to say "Peace and Love" at noon everyday by word, e-mail or any form of communication.

I even named one of my dogs after you buddy stay healthy!

Tomorrows pick is TZA long @ 8.91 Good Luck!

Gotta Go!

I'm late for a meeting yikes! Tomorrows pick is long QID @ 20.51 Good Luck!

Cha Ching!

A modest profit is still a profit. I am out. See ya at the close.

Man is it hot!

Boy will I be glad when this heat lets up you should see my electric bill!

Tomorrows pick is BND long @ 81.24 Good Luck!