Friday, October 16, 2009

Busted Piggy Bank

Poor little Nicky appears to be the latest casualty of the recession (cough-bullshit-cough). Apparently his manager has been making bad financial decisions with his money over the last seven years and Nick just noticed this week so he is suing him for $20 million. Is this slow realization the result of too many hair plugs, CGI body sculpting, and physical exhaustion from romping with his very hot ex-maid/new girlfriend. Did mommy not teach you how to watch your pennies when you were just a wee lad. Tis hard for this "ya hey der" guy to shed a tear for you. Just go make another stinky movie and all will be better.

Meanwhile back at the ranch the market recovered enough so old George Costanza didn't have to be quite so embarrassed by the end of the day. Mondays pick is DRYS long @ $7.23 Good Luck